A Different Kind Of Soldier

ibetmittromney:

I bet Mitt Romney chases waterfalls instead of sticking to the rivers and the lakes that he’s used to.

samanddeantouchbutts:

tbh i don’t get the logic behind people saying, ‘but they’re BROTHERS’

like

yeah

we know

clearly

and we get off on it pretty hard

the more you say ‘THEY’RE BROTHERS’ the hornier we get

one day you’ll say it so fucking much and so fucking loudly our entire fandom might have a collective orgasm 

so you know what actually

thanks

your bigotry is good for our sex lives

firelordazula:

hussatan:

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

but this has so many notes and there are people called, like, ‘-time-l0rd-space-and-timeinthetardis’ and ‘sexy-benedicts-cumberbatchings-’ reblogging it and let’s be real, you guys have the Tumblr username equivalent of a tub of Neapolitan ice cream once your entire family’s eaten the good flavours

(Source: darkjak)