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Cris. 23. Demigender comfortable with any pronouns. Blog is mainly things I like or find inspiring, very multi-fandom. I really really REALLY love bears ok. I also love Hannibal, One Piece, Elementary, Sherlock Holmes, Free!, Shingeki no Kyojin, FMA:Brotherhood, Marvel, Transformers, etc etc.

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Posts tagged UGH

Jul 20 '14

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides

Jun 29 '14
wuffen:

i’m at my mom’s so i have no photoshop for retouching but erhhh i was feeling lonely and treasure planet helps me through these feelings so here

wuffen:

i’m at my mom’s so i have no photoshop for retouching but erhhh i was feeling lonely and treasure planet helps me through these feelings so here

Jun 21 '14

I HAVE NEVER HAD A HARDER TIME DECIDING ON A COLOR PALETTE THAN I AM HAVING WITH THIS LIZARD HERO UGH /throws them in the trash where they belong/

May 11 '14

Playing solitaire makes me feel fucking stupid. And yet here I am downloading an app for it

Apr 15 '14

severely grossed out at myself for apparently being incapable of sleeping alone anymore

Apr 3 '14

Why am I not fucking surprised ugh I’m so fucking angry I bet if I punched one of those things you’d be able to feel it >:(

Dec 21 '13

queendoms:

badcompanys:

no but really according to fandom u can be a great character just by making the right facial twitches if ur a dude but if ur a chick u need to hold your breath while counting to a million and juggle a thousand pointy objects while reasserting ur dominance over the human race but also be rlly nice to the fan fave white dudes bUT NOT TOO NICE bc that means u might poke a hole in a ship and u can do all that but then u breathe wrong for half a second and everyone hates u

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(Source: freddiefrowns)

Dec 19 '13

grantaire:

i may be trash but at least im not martin freeman

(Source: grantaire)

Nov 13 '13

pherie:

have you ever just looked at someone and gotten the strongest urge to kiss them and feel how soft their lips are and how their tongue feels against yours and have you ever wanted to kiss them softly and hold their face in your hands and feel the texture of their lips like wow kissing

Nov 12 '13

ponfairy:

reasons i am angry:

           This wasn’t in the movie

(Source: gyuki)

Nov 8 '13

(Source: adulthoodisokay)

Sep 10 '13
Sep 3 '13

Pacific Rim doodles

mclarinet:

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Kiss away the pain.

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May 26 '13
May 6 '13

(Source: daphnos)