February 2012
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I really can’t picture anyone at all having a...
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mishachu replied to your photo: Can’t draw anything decent for more than a week;…
SO CUTE
eeeee thanks <3
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a romantic story
thrower0fmangos:
chimerachick:
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elixiroverdose:
imaddcraze:
number-fucking-six:
And they lived happily ever after.
CRAP NO
LEAVE ME BE WITH MY HUSBAND
GO AWAY SCHOOL
This is still a better love story than Twilight.
Why does school have a mustache?
Why wouldn’t school have a mustache? He obviously embodies ill-intentions and...
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All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as I go outside I have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
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Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in...
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Genesis, Chapter 3
suicidallyreckless:
pleasedontsmiteme:
So, God created all the animals, but the Snake was a particularly sneaky little shit. He went to the woman and asked, “So what you got around for food, woman?”
The woman replied, “Pretty much everything - everything except the tree in the middle of the garden, which inconveniently enough is the prettiest and tastiest looking one. That shit will kill...
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suddenlyfalling:
Behind the Scenes: Star Trek 2, feat. Benedict Cumberbatch and Zachary Quinto’s fight scenes.
AHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KJFHD ican’t fucking tuype benedict and zachary and spock and random villain and fuck my feelings my hands wontg stop shakhgn ahhhhhoidhgaouhrawh
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you know who would have made a great American...
iheartrogues:
fwips:
Hey Sherlock, get over here, man.
I found some
Fresh Prints.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock
I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
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africans:
according to 15 year old female tumblr users
everyone else in the whole world: omg shoes, men with muscles, jersey shore, fashion, dieting, skinny models, drinking with friends, mtv, facebook
tumblr user: im the only person in the entire world who likes tattoos, pizza, doctor who, all time low, thinks about sex and misses the 90s only me no one else im so unique just me im special...
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